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A Wiltshire Diary
 

THE EVILS OF THE DRINKING OF TEA







Here we see two ladies about to take afternoon tea. Nothing untoward in that, a regular practise throughout Britain and a legacy from the days of Empire. The hostess is pouring the first cup.





banker






Now on their second cup, notice how confusion has already begun to set in. The hostess has mistaken her guest for a pouffe.





danke






Awaiting the maid to bring a further brew, and intent on their intimate conversation, their inhibitions have dropped to a standard well below that expected of English ladies. Neither has one foot on the floor!





canker






After another two cups each from the second brew, they are now completely without any pride whatsoever. The guest tries to comfort her hostess who, however, seems to be now set upon self-gratification.





shanker




Fortunately, they have refrained from consuming a third brew and such is the short term nature of the effects of tea that after another half hour or so they will have regained sufficient reserve to withdraw their arms from each other. If the guest stays for a further half hour or so she may even remember to put on her raincoat before leaving the house.



 

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